Keeping Up With the Kardashians - Season 6, Episode 6: http://www.megavideo.com/?v=AAGMTPF0
Keeping Up With the Kardashians - Season 6, Episode 7: http://www.megavideo.com/?v=5E7LO241

Kris: I’m going to be in a wheel chair before I see the day that you guys get married.
Kourtney: Good, then you can wheel yourself down the isle.

Kourtney: Hello this is Dottie, Kourtney Kardashian’s assistant.
We’re riding horses and milking cows.
Kris: You are fucking up this whole relationship.
Kourtney: Clench your teeth, clench em.
Kris: I am so mad! I’m so dissapointed.
Kourtney: YEEHAW!