Kris: I’m going to be in a wheel chair before I see the day that you guys get married.
Kourtney: Good, then you can wheel yourself down the isle.
Kourtney: Hello this is Dottie, Kourtney Kardashian’s assistant.
We’re riding horses and milking cows.
Kris: You are fucking up this whole relationship.
Kourtney: Clench your teeth, clench em.
Kris: I am so mad! I’m so dissapointed.
Khloe: I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls.
Bruce: And I was gonna give you a kiss.